Here, we sit down together with PhotoBooth to get a cat’s first take on the 3 Presidential frontrunners. Politicians call this a focus group and it is a real and totally serious thing ok?

Since this is very serious, I have decided to encapsulate the responses for you in LiveJournal style.

We start by getting comfy on our Presidential Couch. The kitty is extremely excited to be here, held totally not against her will. I hesitate to even use the word “will”, I mean, she’s a cat - I’m pretty sure they don’t have souls.

mood: psyched

We fire it up with a tasteful picture of Senator Barack Obama kickin’ it with Ludacris. The kitty is mesmerized by the mashup potential.

mood: enthralled (phat beats remix)

Next, we have New York’s own Senator Hillary Clinton. She will devour your soul. However, the kitty seems nonchalant, almost bored, almost immediately distracted by a small, shiny moving object on the television. Feline ADD?

mood: eh

Finally, we cap the evening off with a picture of Arizona Senator, war hero, and World’s Greatest Grandpa, John McCain. The kitty seems actively repulsed.

mood: get me the fuck out of here

She declined to be photographed after this point, but I think the outcome is clear: my cat loves tight rhymes and fat basslines.